If all else fails… vent.

Welcome to the first installment of “The Best Way To…”. This is a lame comedic attempt at giving my brain a break from work and thinking about design. Once in a while, I get the sudden urge to talk about random things that float around my head and this is the cause of it. My inspiration came from a jazz musician who once said (going to paraphrase here) that “If you feel that what you’re playing is out of your comfort zone, then you should probably go with it”. So with that said, I will try my best to relate these to design or some other real-life occurence as much as possible. By the way, just in case you’re not sure, all content are for joking purposes only. This post should not be taken seriously as it may cause self-esteem problems or real fist fights. If mental breakdown occurs consult your nearest bartender. So ring that bell and let’s fight!!!

1. Have an obnoxious Twitter name like “@MeLoveYouLongTime”.

Coincidentally, this name does not even exist on Twitter as of today. After you get your new obnoxious name, direct message random users to tell tell their significant others you said “Wassup Lova!”

2. Mention a random user and say “Your tweets are useless, you should quit using Twitter.”

Your best bet for a random user should be someone from Canada.

3. #Hashtag #every #single #word #when #you#re #tweeting #.

#Surefire #way #to #get #people #to #start #an #uprising #against #you.

4. Beef up your profile with the word “Inventor.”

Follow it with something that’s impossible to invent, like “patience” and then send 50 direct messages to the user account of your choice asking them why they haven’t accepted your free online gift.

5. Make up random stories about someone that just followed you that has a ton of followers.

Make sure you include your fake steamy or disastrous sexual experience with them.

6. Tell someone their profile picture is too “fat” for a Twitter avatar.

Cropping farther from their faces would probably do them a lot of good.

7. Retweet someone’s complaint about their bad online experience.

At the end of the tweet, make sure you add in parenthesis “(I told you so… insert favorite derogatory word here)”

8. Retweet someone’s complaint about their bad online experience.

And just add a “:)” at the end.